Okay, I'll Admit It

I am a dumb blond.

Sure, I'm good at schoolish things, but in everyday situations, I am pretty much the dumbest.

Three examples for you:

1) I went to a party the other night. I managed to remember everything I needed except for two items: The present, and a pair of shoes. I felt way stupid.

2) At Cherry On Top yesterday, I paid the girl, grabbed my yogurt, and then for some reason which I can not remember, just stood there for a good fifteen seconds. I guess I thought she was going to give me a receipt? I don't know. After about 13 seconds, the girl behind the counter said, "Ummm, anything else?" And I said, "I don't think so, is there anything else?" She said no, and I felt like the most awkward and idiotic person on earth.

3) I ran into my door this morning. Yup, it hurt.